Beach Bum's Premium Vinyl Coated Noodles are no ordinary noodles.  They're special.  At nearly twice the circumference of a foam Super Noodle, these behemoths offer the latest and greatest in noodle technology.  A pleasure for all five senses, you'll weep for all the beach days you frivolously wasted without a Premium Vinyl Coated Noodle in your life.  Don't let this opportunity pass you by.

*STJ Beach Bum also sells foam and Premium Vinyl Coated Noodles